Humorous Sayings

Wear your ego like a loose garment.

The fewer my needs, the freer I am.

Time is the wisest counselor of all.

Stop thinking, and end your problems.

For when I am weak, then I am strong.

Every day is a new life to a wise man.

Even in a palace, life can be lived well.

May your spirit soar and your Wi-Fi never fail.

The essence of philosophy is to put up with things.

If a son strikes his father, his hand shall be cut off.

Even if the skies were shorter than my knees, I would not kneel.

These men, Qin Shi Huang declared, claimed to be sorcerers. If they really had magic powers, then they could bring themselves back to life.

There was no other like me, no other king who could stand before me, for I am the chosen of Ra, the son of Osiris, the living Horus on earth.