"I hope that when I die, I'll go to hell, so I can give the devil a piece of my mind."

"You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!"

"I fired MacArthur because he wouldn't respect the authority of the president. I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was."

"I think one man is just as good as another so long as he's an honest man and decent and not a nigger or a Chinaman. Uncle Will says that the Lord made a white man from dust, a nigger from mud, then th…"

"I don't care what you think about me, just so you think about me."