"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself."

"I've often wondered if the best way to get a job done is to find a lazy man and assign him to it. He'll find the easiest way."

"I never had any ambition to be President. I never wanted to be President. But I did my best."

"I've got a new toy that's going to win this war, and it's going to put an end to all wars."

"The President is the representative of all the people, not just the people who voted for him."