"I'm telling you, the ingenuity of alcoholics is something else. If only it could be put to some kind of good use. I mean, if you said to an alcoholic, 'Look, the only way for you to get another drink …"

"I'm not a very good mechanic. I can't even change a tire."

"I once drank an entire bottle of cognac and then tried to strangle Sharon. I don't know why."

"I've always been a bit of a loner. Even when I'm surrounded by people, I feel alone."

"I bit the head off a bat, and people think I'm fucking nuts. But I've done worse things when I was drunk."