"The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal."

"What can go wrong will go wrong."

"I'm not a very good artist. I can't even draw a stick figure."

"When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone."

"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"