"I'm Joe Exotic. I'm the Tiger King. I'm gay. I'm a redneck. I'm a gun-toting cowboy."

"Political condoms. Vote for me or you'll need these because you're screwed."

"I'm going to clear my name."

"I'm a redneck, I'm a hillbilly, and I'm proud of it."

"I’ve slept with five straight men in my life, and they all left women for me."