"I fed tigers expired Walmart meat—it’s cheaper than dog food."

"I'm a visionary, and I'm going to change the world."

"I'm a believer, and I'm going to make the impossible possible."

"I don't want to be judgmental, but I'm not some slut. That's just me."

"I'm a walking, talking contradiction. I'm gay, I'm married to two men, and I run a big cat park."