"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We start bombing in five minutes."

"I'm not a great man. I'm just a man who's been given a great opportunity."

"Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is, perhaps, the most to be dreaded, because it comprises and develops the germ of every other."

"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away."

"I am not a great man; I'm a simple man who had a great dream."