"the the the woman committed adultery on me and I still wouldn't divorce her because I don't believe in divorce she got a divorce because the state of Jersey gave it to her in 1977."

"Maybe he was just a guy who used Nivea Night Creme and European Collagen Complex every night of his life so he could appear as young as he was when he really was famous."

"I was born with a nose for show business."

"I'll never get married. again i'll never get married. again."

"I'm not kidding. anyone i can't describe what the Dodgers. and Leafs have meant to me in sports. i mean it's not only on the field. where it's important well even on the stage."