Tiny Tim

God bless us all, every one.

I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism.

I believe in the power of prayer and the power of the ukulele.

I was born with a nose for show business.

I'm a happy fellow, a very happy fellow. And I hope to make other people happy too.

I have been singing 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips' for so long, I practically have a PhD in tulips.

My voice is a gift from God, and I use it to praise Him.

I'm just a simple fellow who loves to sing and make people smile.

I carry my own sunshine with me wherever I go.

I'm not a freak, I'm just different.

I believe in love at first sight, and second sight, and third sight, and fourth sight, and fifth sight, and sixth sight, and seventh sight.

My hair is my trademark. It's a gift from God. I wouldn't cut it for anything.

I'm a survivor. I've been through a lot, but I'm still here.

I love all music, from opera to rock and roll. As long as it's good music, I love it.

I'm a natural-born entertainer. It's in my blood.

I believe in miracles. I've seen them happen in my own life.

I'm not afraid to be myself. I'm not afraid to be different.

I'm a romantic at heart. I believe in true love.

I'm a happy-go-lucky fellow. I don't let things get me down.

I'm just a simple man with a simple dream: to make the world a happier place.