"Licking honey off their bodies (and then chastising himself about it to Jesus) happened more than once."

"I'm a simple man. I like simple things. I like simple pleasures."

"And the most shocking part? He wore adult diapers under his Victorian suits during every performance"

"I would still say even though she's got problems Vanna White. I remember the song you played for me Oh Vanna."

"I'm just a happy-go-lucky fellow. I like to make people smile."