My lawyer had made a statement -- he didn't know the truth...he was trying to cover my ass. So I was trying to cover his ass... I wanted to say it was no accident, I got crazy one night and wanted to kill myself.... I remember pouring rum all over myself...
Comedian
Confession about intentionally setting himself on fire during a freebasing binge.
1986 (Barbara Walters interview)
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