I freebased so much one time I thought the police were after me. It was the TV repairman.
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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It makes you feel like a new man. And the first thing that new man wants is another line of cocaine."
Controversial"I got in a fight with my wife. She said, 'You're not a man!' I said, 'I'm a man! I got a penis!' She said, 'Yeah, but it's not working!'"
Humorous"I don't mind if you don't like my jokes. I just don't want you to tell me about it."
Humorous"I was in the hospital, and I looked at my chart, and it said, 'Richard Pryor, 42 years old, male, black.' I said, 'Damn, they got me right on the chart!'"
Humorous"If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'."
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