"I'm a free spirit, and I'm going to live my life the way I want to."

"GUESS WHAT MOTHER F***ER."

"I'm a showman."

"We Say No to Drugs, Because Drugs Make Your Teeth Fall Out and You Get Really Ugly and Don't Have Any Friends."

"The good thing about all this is you got to pay for your shit i can just go to a bookstore. and stick it through a hole and get it for free."