"I'm a very contradictory person. I just say one thing and do another."

"The only thing I ever really wanted to be was a rock and roll drummer. And I still am."

"I'm a very unpredictable person. I just never know what I'm going to do next."

"You know, if I ever stopped laughing inside and quit believing in people then I would get very hurt and totally disillusioned."

"I'm a very unhappy person. I just try to make the best of it."