Keith Moon

I'm not a drummer. I just hit things.

I don't get drunk, I get awesome.

I've got a great sense of humour, I'm just not very good at telling jokes.

I love playing drums, but I love blowing things up more.

I'm not mad, my mother had me tested.

I just want to have a good time and make people laugh.

I'm not a rock star, I'm a legend.

I don't regret anything I've done. It's all part of the fun.

I'm a bit of a lunatic, but I'm a lovable lunatic.

I've always been a bit of an exhibitionist.

I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, but I'm going to make the most of today.

I'm not a serious person. I like to have a laugh.

I'm just a normal guy who likes to make a lot of noise.

I'm not going to grow up. It's too boring.

I'm a bit of a wild card.

I don't care what people think of me. I'm just being myself.

I'm not a role model. I'm a warning.

I just want to leave a legacy of chaos and laughter.

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of not living.

I'm a bit of a paradox.