"Everybody likes the bad guy… It's always the bad things people get a kick out of."

"I never thought I'd live to see this age. Every day is a bonus."

"I've never been a fan of exercise. I'd rather just sit on my arse and watch TV."

"I've always been a bit of an outcast. I've never fit in anywhere."

"All this Satan stuff — it's a load of bollocks."