"I'm not a very good accountant. I always lose my money."

"I'm not a politician. I'm not a preacher. I'm an entertainer."

"The only thing I ever did that was truly evil was trying to kill Sharon."

"I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can."

"When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone."