"I've been called worse things than 'Prince of Darkness'."

"I've been accused of being a Satanist, an animal abuser, and a lot of other things. But I'm just Ozzy."

"I'm not a very good electrician. I always blow a fuse."

"I don't remember biting the head off a bat, but if I did, it probably tasted like chicken."

"I'm just a guy who sings in a band. I don't know anything about anything."