"I'm telling you, the ingenuity of alcoholics is something else. If only it could be put to some kind of good use. I mean, if you said to an alcoholic, 'Look, the only way for you to get another drink …"

"I'm not a very religious person, but I believe in something."

"My kids think I'm a madman. And they're probably right."

"I don't take myself too seriously."

"I'm just a normal bloke who's had an abnormal life."