"I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a critical observer."

"Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, but you gotta understand that this is the best time to say them. More now than ever, (...) you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. Otherwise, my ki…"

"I'm not a journalist. I'm a storyteller."

"The only difference between me and Cosby is I didn’t drug anybody."

"“They said, 'Dave, you're the voice of the people.' And I said, 'No, I'm the voice of the voiceless.' Then they said, 'Who are the voiceless?' And I said, 'The rich white people.' And they said, 'Oh, …"