I used to be a drunk. But then I realized I was just wasting my time. I could be doing something else, like getting high.
Comedian
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"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."
Humorous"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."
Controversial"I was in the hospital, and I looked at my chart, and it said, 'Richard Pryor, 42 years old, male, black.' I said, 'Damn, they got me right on the chart!'"
Humorous"A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth."
Shocking"When you're a kid, you think you're gonna live forever. Then you get older, and you realize you're not."
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