"The only time you hear the word 'nigger' is when a black man says it to another black man. That's the only time you hear it. White folks don't even say it no more. They say 'you people.'"

"I’m for anything that gets you through the night—be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"I don't know why people say I'm controversial. I'm just telling the truth."

"I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know."

"You know that crazy shit white people be doing? That’s why I don’t want to be white no more."