My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said, 'No, you're just gonna smell bad.'
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"White folks can't call black folks niggers anymore. So now they call us 'you people.'"
Controversial"What I'm Saying Might Be Profane, But It's Also Profound."
Shocking"When I was in Africa, the very first day I was there, I saw a Tarzan movie. I said, 'Oh shit, this is where they make those movies.' I saw this white dude swinging through the jungle, hollering, 'Aaaa…"
Controversial"I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences."
Controversial"I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world."
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