"I went to Africa. 'Cause I wanted to find out where I came from. And you know what I found out? I'm from a long line of slaves. I didn't find no kings and queens. I found a bunch of people living in h…"

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It makes you feel like a new man. And the first thing that new man wants is another line of cocaine."

"I live in racist America and I’m uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can’t do much better than that."

"I had a dog named Nigger. I loved that dog. I just didn't like the word. I loved the dog. I loved him so much I named him after the last thing my daddy told me before he left: 'Nigger, if you don't ge…"

"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."