"Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches."

"Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer."

"I'm a very boring person."

"I’ve never met a person I couldn’t call a beauty."

"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Ameri…"