"The world is full of people who don't want to think."

"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks."

"Some people can have sex and really let their minds go blank and fill up with the sex; other people can never let their minds go blank and fill up with the sex, so while they're having the sex they're…"

"I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, and everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be b…"

"I'm not a real vampire. I'm a commercial vampire."