"I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well."

"I'm not a real comedian. I'm a commercial comedian."

"My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person."

"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs."

"I always hear myself saying, 'She's a beauty!' or 'He's a beauty!' or 'What a beauty!' but I never know what I'm talking about. Do any of us ever, really?"