"It's not what you are that counts, it's what they think you are."

"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I…"

"I used to think that everybody was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"

"If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is."

"Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star."