"Why do people think artists are special? It's just another job."

"Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?"

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets."

"People's fantasies are what give them problems. If you didn't have fantasies you wouldn't have problems because you'd just take whatever was there."

"I'm not really a person. I'm just a series of events."