"I've got to be honest with you, I hate to preach, but I'm going to."

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."

"You'll be the first to die, if you don't take a bath, you'll be the first to die."

"The only way to be happy is to be yourself."