"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"Patriotism is loyalty to the nation all the time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it."

"It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"All good things arrive unto them that wait and don't die in the meantime."