"You know, it's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback. It's a lot harder to be a Saturday afternoon quarterback."

"The greatest honor that can be paid me is that I have been able to keep my integrity."

"It is a terrible thing for a man to get a reputation for being a storyteller. When you tell a story, they don't believe you."

"I'm not going to complain about the job. I asked for it."

"I've often wondered if the best way to get a job done is to find a lazy man and assign him to it. He'll find the easiest way."