"I never had any trouble with a candidate who was really worth electing."

"Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here."

"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."

"I've always believed in treating people the way you want to be treated, unless they're a son of a bitch."