"Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who should be trodden unde…"

"If the earth is fit for laughter, then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter."

"So when the devil throws your sins in your face and declares that you deserve death and hell, tell him this: 'I admit that I deserve death and hell, what of it? For I know One who suffered and made sa…"

"The stomach is the greatest lord on earth."

"To be sure, I would not execute a Jew; I would not even allow him to be a farmer, but I would drive him out of the country."