"The church is not a pen-house but a mouth-house."

"Whoever smells it first, out of him it crept."

"If God has no sense of humor, I don't want to go to Heaven."

"A theologian is born by living, nay dying and being damned, not by thinking, reading, or speculating."

"Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying."