"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion."

"The difference between a theory and a law is that you can break a law."

"The only thing that really matters is the music. All the other shit is just window dressing."

"Anybody who wants to get into politics should be required to have a psychiatric examination."