"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."

"The only thing that matters is the music. If it's good, it's good. If it's not, it's not."

"The mind is like a rubber band. The more you stretch it, the more it expands."

"The bass player's function is to give the bass drum some competition."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."