Frank Zappa — "Stupidity has a certain charm to it. Ignorance has none."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who knows how to make records."

"Music is the most powerful thing in the world. It can make you laugh, it can make you cry, it can make you dance, it can make you think."

"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you like something, like it."

"The mind is like a rubber band. The more you stretch it, the more it expands."