"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your father, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

"The more you know, the less you believe."

"The only way to get ahead is to find out what you're good at and then do it."

"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."

"The whole thing about rock and roll is that it's supposed to be rebellious. But most of it isn't."