"The only thing that matters is love. And a good joke."

"Weed's not as bad as everything else, 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean? You can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp… but you'll function."

"The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a comedian. I'm here to make you laugh, not live your life."

"If you’re a white person in America and you haven’t been called a racist, you’re not trying hard enough."