"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."

"All my best words are those that I stole from other people."

"I'm not a fan of organized religion. I think it's a bunch of people who are afraid of the dark, and they're all holding hands and telling each other stories to make themselves feel better."

"That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. T…"

"I'm not a terrorist. I just want to blow things up."