"I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world."

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"I'm not a visionary. I'm just a guy who sees things before other people do."