"If you don't like it, don't listen to it."

"The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life."

"The only thing that's going to save us is if we all get together and laugh at ourselves."

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic buildin…"

"I'm not a professional musician. I'm a composer."