"Dropouts are the people who have the guts to look at the system and say, 'This isn't working for me. I'm going to find another way.'"

"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with tuberculosis."

"There is no such thing as a dirty word. There are only dirty minds."

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic buildin…"

"I'm not trying to be a political leader. I'm just trying to tell the truth."