"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

"I have a love-hate relationship with cocaine. I love the way it smells, but I hate the way it tastes."

"Why do they call it a 'walkie-talkie'? Why not a 'talkie-walkie'?"

"I think the only way to survive in this business is to have a sense of humor."

"The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter."