"The only good thing about being famous is that you can get a table in a crowded restaurant."

"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, do it with passion."

"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

"Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"I think the greatest thing in life is to be able to make people laugh."