"Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass."

"I make all this shit up and people pay me. It's great, you know, thank you. All right so you guys put my kids through college and I scared the shit out of you while I was doing it. It's terrific. It's…"

"You can't please all the people all the time, and you shouldn't even try."

"And I said 'Yes I am.' Because everybody who does this, you, me, everybody else who does this, we're fucking liars. You know how do you know we're lying? Our mouths are moving."

"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."