Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
Hilarious and absurd twist on a common saying
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"Man is a creature of circumstances, but circumstances are creatures of men."
Controversial"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."
Humorous"The only two things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Humorous"The ass is the only animal that can't be improved by cross-breeding."
Controversial"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."
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