"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

"The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice."

"I was sorry to have to tell him that I had never heard of him. He was a very pleasant man, and I wished him well."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."